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The Consumer Reports auto test experts are on location at the 2006 Detroit Auto Show from January 8 - 12.
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 1:52 PM

Geely: Come on, get happy!

We attended the official introduction of the Geely 7151 CK, the first Chinese manufacturer to participate in the NAIAS. The show organizers even gave the company Chairman a plaque commemorating the event. I wonder if it was made in China.

The first thing I noticed in the Geely press materials was the tag line "Happy Life With Geely" - hence the title. Will there be some product placement in an upcoming Partridge Family reunion reality show?

The company's name is Geely (sounds like "really" - as in "Are you REALLY going to offer that 1970s avocado-green exterior color option that's in the press material for the HK hatchback?" The color is called "Nature Green," a shade certainly not found in nature). The name is derived from the Chinese phrase meaning "I am lucky." But looking at the completely anonymous styling, I don't think anyone is going to get lucky in this car.

If the car's reliability is poor, owners may start their day by saying "I am lucky if this thing starts and gets me to work on time."

My colleague, Jon Linkov, spotted this gem in the Geely press material, which, admittedly, probably received a horrible Chinese-to-English translation: "No effort is being made at this time either to establish dealerships for Geely." Which could be further translated to mean "Not only do we not have any cars for sale at this time, we might not have a dealer network in place before the next time the Boston Red Sox win a World Championship."

The company also says that there is a karaoke machine in their "sports car," which is named the "Beauty Leopard." I am not making this stuff up.

But if the Beauty Leopard pulls up lame, will owners say "I am lucky that I have my karaoke machine to amuse me while I wait for the tow truck"?

But I think the main question in our minds is will the Geely be the next Toyota or the next Yugo?

 
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:04 PM

The Motown Sound

It's common to call Detroit the Motor City for, well, obvious reasons. Many people also refer to it as Motown, as it was (and still is) the home of Motown Records.
 
I can't begin to list all the songs that have automotive themes. We probably wouldn't even have had the Beach Boys if surfing and cars were never invented. So between Bruce Springsteen's "Racing In The Street" to Wilson Pickett's "Mustang Sally" (actually written by Sir Mack Rice...did you know that?), it's fair to say that cars inspire song writers.
 
But at auto shows like the NAIAS, song writers, it seems, inspire automotive marketing guys.
 
Music - often cranked to ear-bleed decibels - is used in just about every press conference we've been to. Some auto company spokespeople also manage to weave (intentionally or not) many music themes into their presentations.
 
For example, the musicians who composed the background beat for the Ford Reflex, shall we say, "borrowed" a Tom Petty guitar riff from "You Wreck Me" during its press conference.
 
Do you think Ford will ask Duran Duran to endorse their new Reflex should the concept car see production? Or would they have to rename it "The Reflex" to be consistent with the actual song title on Duran Duran's album "Seven & The Ragged Tiger"…which sounds like another Geely car name (see "Geely: Come on get happy").
 
Ford finished one of its press conferences using a line from an old Carpenter's song, "We've Only Just Begun," possibly hoping that sales would climb to the "Top Of The World." This would obviously make them feel like a "Superstar" car company , but even they realize that "It's Going To Take Some Time."
 
I mean, it seemed like "Only Yesterday" when the Taurus was the number-one selling car in the U.S., and time will tell if its replacements, the Five Hundred and Fusion, will be the company's next "Ticket To Ride." (I'll stop now with the Carpenters thing.)
 
But with the state of GM and Ford these days, Motown is either going to be dipping into Springsteen's song book by humming a few bars from "Glory Days" or "Wreck On The Highway."
 
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:17 PM

KIDS AND CARS

Janette Fennell, Mom/Founder President of KIDS AND CARS, stopped by the blog room to say hi. She was at the show looking to see how car manufacturers are making cars safer for children. In particular, she was impressed to see how many vehicles have changed over their power-window switches to safer lever-type switches – the ones you must pull up to activate the window. She also just finished an interview with Guy Gordon, news anchor for NBC in Detroit, with whom she talked about the backover danger of vehicles’ rear blind zones and demonstrated the new rear camera and sensors now available as an option on the redesigned full-sized GM SUVs. Read more on www.kidsandcars.org

 
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 4:59 PM

What's in your garage?

 
Killer line uttered by comedian and pitchman David Spade at the Chrysler press conference: "Anything looks good next to a Neon..."
 
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 10:21 AM

Get this joke teller on Leno

One-liner overheard at the Detroit Auto Show: What do Consumer Reports and GM have in common? They're both not-for-profit companies...
 

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